Sarah Palin’s Uber Pwnage

Tonight America discovered a new national treasure in Sarah Palin. And the thousands of liberals who had underestimated her simultaneously crapped their pants. Joe Biden crapped his pants twice.

Governor Palin’s speech to the RNC was masterfully crafted, but more importantly, artfully delivered. She demonstrated an impressive ability to seamlessly maneuver between compassionate advocate and savvy attack dog. Sarah Palin proved that she can dish it out as well as she can take it.  I wouldn’t miss the VP debate for all the guns and religion in small town America.

Joe Biden, prepare to be pwned.

Published by Jenn Q. Public on September 4, 2008 at 1:45 am

Filed Under Election 2008, Sarah Palin

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